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<title><![CDATA[Alleged Thief's Exposed Boxers Help Police Track Him Down   ]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[A Florida teenager probably wishes he wore a better belt to a recent  crime scene after his sagging pants kept him from making a clean  getaway.&nbsp;&nbsp; ]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 6 Oct 2011 18:19:06 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Hikers Harassed By Serial Flasher   ]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[A serial flasher appears to be on the loose in Utah&#39;s Mill Creek Canyon.&nbsp;&nbsp; ]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 6 Oct 2011 18:18:37 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Intoxicated Driver Attempts To Park In River  ]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[What was thought to be a good parking spot has turned into legal problems for one man in Switzerland.&nbsp;&nbsp; ]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 6 Oct 2011 18:17:53 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Barber Accidentally Shot In Buttocks By Customer]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[An Ohio barber still has a bullet in his backside following a visit from one of his regular customers.&nbsp; ]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 6 Oct 2011 18:16:13 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Woman Wins $25 Million On "Wrong" Lottery Ticket]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[A Georgia woman has a mistaken store clerk to thank for putting a few extra million dollars in her pocket.&nbsp; ]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 5 Oct 2011 17:54:16 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Suspects Arrested After Calling Police For Pot  ]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[It&#39;s always a good idea to call the correct number when you&#39;re looking to buy a pound of marijuana.&nbsp;&nbsp; ]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 5 Oct 2011 17:53:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Man Letting Internet Decide His Date]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[A Utah man is taking his dating experiences online and asking web surfers to vote.&nbsp; ]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 5 Oct 2011 17:52:11 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Guinness World Record Set At TX State Fair   ]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[It&#39;s not yet certified but it appears a new mattress stacking record is going to hit the record books after a weekend in Texas.]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 5 Oct 2011 17:50:59 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Teenager Escapes Police In Handcuffs, Then Turns Himself In]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[An Indiana teenager is free on bond this week after being arrested, escaping, and then turning himself in.&nbsp;&nbsp; ]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 5 Oct 2011 17:49:28 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Man Attacks Teen After Being Killed In Video Game]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[A British man will be sentenced later this month for getting a little too carried away while playing video games.&nbsp;&nbsp; ]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 5 Oct 2011 17:48:58 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Woman's Breast Implant Saves Life   ]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[A Russian woman recently learned that her breast implants can do more than just turn a few heads.&nbsp;&nbsp; ]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 5 Oct 2011 17:47:36 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Listener Threatens Violence At A Radio Station]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[A Massachusetts man is accused of taking his displeasure to the extreme  when he threatened a radio station that would not play a song he  requested. ]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 5 Oct 2011 17:46:48 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Spider Web Prevents Man From Getting Mail]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[One man recently learned that while snow, rain, heat and darkness may not stop the mail, a spider can.&nbsp;&nbsp; ]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Sep 2011 18:51:04 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Woman Ruins Showroom During Test Drive]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[If a test drive is any indication, it doesn&#39;t appear as if a woman in Germany will be buying a new car.&nbsp;&nbsp; ]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Sep 2011 18:46:20 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Naked Car Washer Placed On Probation]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[A Rhode Island man is no longer allowed at a Massachusetts car wash  after getting a little too comfortable while cleaning his vehicle.&nbsp;&nbsp; ]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Sep 2011 18:44:57 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Ice Cream Company's Costume Resembles KKK Outfit   ]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[The owners of an ice cream store in Ocala, Florida say they had no idea  they were sending an offensive message while trying to market their  business.&nbsp;&nbsp; ]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Sep 2011 18:42:57 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[SAT Cheating Ring Bust]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[An unusual SAT cheating ring has been broken up that officials in New  York say includes a man being paid thousands of dollars to pose as  students and take their tests.]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Sep 2011 18:38:32 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[New Hampshire Neighbors Catch Would-Be Robber]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[A New Hampshire convenience store owner recently managed to thwart a would-be robber thanks to a little help from his neighbors.]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Sep 2011 18:33:47 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Burglar Breaks In, Cooks Breakfast]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[There&#39;s a breakfast burglar behind bars in Missouri.]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 Sep 2011 18:25:55 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Group Of Men Allegedly Steal 800-Pound Stuffed Bear From Bar]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[A bar in Uniontown is without its stuffed grizzly guard this week as police continue to look for the alleged bear-nappers.]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 Sep 2011 18:24:16 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Intoxicated Man Confuses Police Station For Casino]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[An Oregon man is in the news following a failed trip to a Nebraska casino.]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 Sep 2011 18:18:38 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA["Banana Man" Suspended For Running On Football Field]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[A Virginia teen&#39;s attempt at halftime entertainment will have him missing the next few weeks of class. ]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 Sep 2011 18:18:11 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Man Attempts To Rob Bed, Bath & Beyond With Firecracker]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[A Florida man is facing criminal charges after he allegedly threatened to set off fireworks in a Bed, Bath &amp; Beyond.&nbsp;&nbsp; ]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 Sep 2011 18:16:02 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Driver Throws Up Peace Sign After Hitting Cop Car ]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[It&#39;s probably going to take more than just a peaceful hand gesture to keep one Indiana man from going to jail.&nbsp;&nbsp; ]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 Sep 2011 18:09:10 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Man Who Faked His Own Death Gets More Prison]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[More federal prison time will be served by a man who faked his death while boating on Virginia&#39;s Chesapeake Bay.&nbsp;&nbsp; ]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 21 Sep 2011 18:49:48 GMT</pubDate>
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